Hello, My Name Is: All I Want For Christmas Is… A Segway

According to Jung, there are certain  primordial images that are part of the collective unconscious. These archetypes are universally recognizable and tend to elicit consistent emotional responses in humans regardless of culture, class or education… Continue reading Hello, My Name Is: All I Want For Christmas Is… A Segway

Hello, My Name Is: You Down With NLP?

Sure, I’m running late. Extremely late. And it’s not like this isn’t a recurring event. And I’m sleepy. If I had to assess my inner state right now, I’d say it’s an emotional cocktail of guilt, exhaustion, hunger and restlessness. Shaken.You might be thinking, ‘Hey, why don’t you get off your ass and just go wherever it is you need to go?’ Continue reading Hello, My Name Is: You Down With NLP?

Hello, My Name Is: Spoon Bending 101

Why does my toe hurt? Like, really hurt? No mail again. Does my mailman hate me? My flowers are dead. Am I hungry? Crap. Forgot the new crossword puzzle. What the hell was up with that dream last night? Where was I? My iPod is still on! Annoying. Wait. Am I hungry?
– My Brain (from ‘My 40-Foot Walk From Car to Porch’ -Abr. ed.)

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Hello, My Name Is: Me Not Talk Pretty, Like, Ever

I walked in and took a seat at the table. 5:59 p.m.

A smallish man in a short-sleeved plaid shirt stood behind the podium. He smacked the gavel on the table and called the meeting to order. I looked at my phone. Six o’clock on the dot… Continue reading Hello, My Name Is: Me Not Talk Pretty, Like, Ever