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Incredible Shinking Man
Hello, My Name Is: lumbe’ tlhInganpu’
It’s been so long since my last story that I believe you deserve an explanation. I have a confession to make:
I am not a Klingon.
Go ahead. Take some time to let that sink in if you need to. I’ll wait…
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The SARF on ‘The View’
Hello, My Name Is: Let’s Get Metaphysical
“See all these people?” The Mother said. She had her hands on The Little Girl’s shoulders. “They’re special just like you! And see how happy they are?”
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Hello, My Name Is: Pick-Up Artist Boot Camp
Okay, Wendy, you’ve rehearsed this. You are Sam. Sam Johnson. Samantha. You’re here to learn the fine art of picking up women…
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Hello, My Name Is: Open Mic Poetry (Meta)
I saw the best minds of my generation
walk past the window without contemplation.
That’s what it felt like at first, anyway,
as I stood there listening inside the cafe…
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