Drunk man on the bus asking the driver which bus he should actually be on:
“I live across from HEB. Where they found the dinosaur fossils. Dinosaur fossils, man. Fossils.”
Baseball!
From Deadspin: Phillies Fans’ Reactions To Dan Uggla’s Grand Slam Are Amazing NBC Sports: That was some win for Luis Avilan last night Talking Chop: Jeff Francoeur’s teammates at El Paso pull best prank of all time
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“peats”
The SARF offers up some great satirical packaging opportunities. We have a stuffed owl debuting his new headphones brand at the Stuffed Animal Petting Zoo at the Ann Richards School Friday, April 11.
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Free Ideas, Going Fast
I just woke up from an epic dream. I was creating an ad campaign for ‘ice cream’. I did at least 20 different mockups. If any agency out there is interested, contact me within the next 3-7 minutes while I can still remember some of them. Apparently I’m doing spec work while asleep. On an…
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Austin Monthly: The SARF
Getting Paid:
Is it worth the harassment?
I received this from a client today. Unfortunately, I can’t report it to my [non-existent] HR Department…
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Retractable Cassette Adapter Tutorial or: How I Learned Why I Never Have a Decent Pair of Tweezers
Photos in no particular order! Explanation coming eventually! But for now: Take everything apart. Cut up some wire. Solder things. Don’t lose screws. Put it back together. Play. Retract.
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Fiction Is Dead.
A man drinks turtle blood on the open sea for 13 months and emerges from the ordeal looking like a chubby young Santa Claus…
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