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Drunk man on the bus asking the driver which bus he should actually be on:
“I live across from HEB. Where they found the dinosaur fossils. Dinosaur fossils, man. Fossils.”
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A man drinks turtle blood on the open sea for 13 months and emerges from the ordeal looking like a chubby young Santa Claus…
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